Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
whelp, I can now turn off the internet, I have seen everything
He also wore sweaters because of tattoos I believe he got in the Navy.
All this time i thought he was the image of suburbia. Turns out he’s more street than i am
oh my god.
The rumor about him having sleeps from the military is false.
No one realize he’s singing that damn finger song from when we were kids? Read his lips. Don’t fuck up Mr. Rodgers for me dammit… It’s all we have left
افتح فمك فقط إن كان ما ستقوله أجمل من الصمت
Open your mouth only if what you are going to say is more beautiful than silence